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real men

and real men dont eat bc theyre above taht DAMN IT
by that wierd faggot June 25, 2021
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real violent bob

these words together make the one and only legend called violent bob, this man is actually niko vilhelm the #singersongwriter from blind channel
“awh fuck, real violent bob is back on twitter.” - Arthur
by viikinkivilhelm March 19, 2022
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We go together real bad

A super definitely 100% committed relationship that you should not take lightly just get ready for the ride of all things, girlfriend boyfriend and then after one week skip to husband wife
You have to know if I give you my goodies we go together real bad! Your mines now!
by LadyBaby_Lit May 12, 2024
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Real Madrid

I hit the jackpot on the slot machine. I pulled a Real Madrid
by TacoReyes May 9, 2024
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Real Gamer

A person that no matter what happens he will always be thinking or playing video games, you dont need to be male or fat or even have glasses and be bullied, a gamer is a gamer, they care only about videogames and they normally prefer them to people, they have less friends and spend their free time sweating kills.
(they get very excited when they kill someone)
(new guy)- who is that in the computer room on his own?
(student)- oh, he is a real gamer.
(real gamer)- YESSSS, I GOT A KILL BOIIIIS!!!!
by it's_real_gamer_4_u. June 14, 2019
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Synthetic Realness

When something looks and feels real enough to pass… but you know deep down it’s manufactured. Can apply to AI influencers, staged “candid” photos, or that brand new dive bar that spent millions to look old and grimy.
My office has a 'fun zone' with bean bags and foosball. It’s all synthetic realness to distract from the 12-hour workdays.
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 2, 2025
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Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017
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