March 16

A girl with a letter of A,R,K and N in their name must be a assistant to a boy by the letter J,k and A for the whole day.

March 16= Assistant day
Enjoy

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023

March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017

MARCH 26

SLAP YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TEACHER DAY

March 26 , you can slap your least favorite teacher no consequences.

by Abbymom March 5, 2025

March 30

Grab your homie by the balls

P1: bro tomorrow is March 30th u better wear a cup.
P2: nah bro all offense tomorrow

by Ijustpooped March 29, 2022

March 15

It is national send tasted fully nudes to your homie day

“Bro it’s march 15 send me them nudes.”
“Shiiit, ok”

by Thewhitedarknight March 15, 2024

March 9th

National Mila and Birgit friendship day

"Is that Mila and Birgit?? They are CRAZY and the best duo!!!!"
"Yeah.. it's their friendship day today!"
"Gosh this IS wild. I love March 9th now"

by Themasteratwork March 9, 2024

No Memory March

No Memory March is where you can't remember anything for a month therefore you become retarded until April 1st

Person 1: why is everyone acting so retarded?

Person 2: oh you didn't hear? It's no memory March.

Person 1: no memory March? What the hell is no memory ma-

Person 1's memory: *forgets everything*

Person 1: *goes full retard*

by Novideosbecausewhynot66@gmail. February 5, 2020