by swiftea March 6, 2023
Get the Lesbianmug. Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
by Djentile March 13, 2019
Get the Lesbian Birthdaymug. by satx_s.a.j June 14, 2021
Get the Lesbian queenmug. A gay man who displays traits that of a lesbian involved with the performing arts that also has a flamboyant and obnoxious demeanor. Also has an unnecessary amount of attitude.
Typically also lacks a thought process in most scenarios.
Typically also lacks a thought process in most scenarios.
“Today this man came up to me and said I didn’t pass the vibe check because I didn’t know the ‘Newsies’ script… and then he took off his Nike slides and tossed them at my head”
that’s just a theatrical wannabe lesbian.
that’s just a theatrical wannabe lesbian.
by nztalie March 21, 2024
Get the theatrical wannabe lesbianmug. person 1: im a lesbian
person 2: oh so that means you dont feel sexual attraction towards men thats cool
person 2: oh so that means you dont feel sexual attraction towards men thats cool
by devifrog September 19, 2021
Get the lesbianmug. by Chay the great November 6, 2019
Get the Lesbianingmug. 