Ass Halo

The impression the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting for an extended period of time.

I sat on the can playing Tetris for so long that I have an ass halo.

by The Wicked Chica May 12, 2010

Ass Tax

The price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.

Tom: "So does Shirley at least pay for the cable?"
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."

by oberd September 25, 2008

Whiffle Ass

A game in which a wiffle ball bat is used by two homosexual men.

Each player takes turn hitting each other's bare ass with the bat. Whichever player submits first receives for the night.

Look, Steve and Keith must of played Whiffle Ass last night, they can't even sit down without wincing!

by desol8tor March 18, 2009

Ass labia

A single flap found at the anus. Can be used to simulate a vagina. Commonly found in Brazil.

That Brazilian has flawless ass labia, made me forget she was a tranny.

Zoraida is going in for surgery tomorrow to get her ass labia removed.

by Standin69 July 7, 2010

Ass Drop

To air drop a picture of an ass to a stranger.

While at a bar, Megan ass dropped Chris’s ass to someone nearby. He accepted the air drop thinking it was a woman’s ass and their friend yelled “I think that is a man butt”.

Gina ass dropped the friend a picture of her ass, who yelled “now that is an ass”.

by 2 Time May 21, 2019

Lame ass

Dumbass

Kid : Are hoes look like porn sluts?
Teenager : No, Hoes are like lame ass bitches.

by ilikeaesthetics September 26, 2018

Bed ass

When you wake up in the morning and your so tired and lazy that your ass doesn't want to leave the bed.

My alarm went off, but when I woke up I had such a bed ass. I just didn't want to get up.

by PlayDoh Masta January 2, 2010