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The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022
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Maya and Idriss

Maya and Idriss are soul mates. Idriss has so much rizz with maya, she will get on her knees on comand. Maya can also rizz Idriss up every day. Idriss and Maya love going into flee the facility and crouching and un crouching ontop of eachother. Idriss can rizz up many other women, and will not hesitate to play his Sin City sound effect. Idriss has been known to cheat on maya a few times, and Maya has done the same. Idriss and Maya will always have the most rizz in history, and that will never change.
Can you believe what Maya and Idriss did last night?
by I have so much rizz March 6, 2023
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Maya and Idriss

by FreshOuttaEggz March 7, 2023
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The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike
Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting
by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024
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Make The Irish Work Again

For the -92 thumbs down for what I wrote here.
Can you imagine what would your culture be if internet drama matched your skills to deal with nanás?
This whole account proves its lack of purpose that made Ireland a horrible experience, Britain should Make The Irish Work Again
by Proud To Be Dubliner January 29, 2024
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You're my iris

The feeling of deep love and affection someone has for you that the person would give up forever just to touch you (based off the song iris by the goo goo dolls)
Boy: hey girl, you're my iris
Girl: awww youd give up forever just for me?
Boy: yea
by Mike Graves October 21, 2025
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The-ol'Irish-Stand

Somebody who stands when they wipe after they have used the toilet
Jerry: "Part of toilet seat was covered with ice, so I had to do the-ol'Irish-Stand to wipe"
by jrod johnson November 17, 2025
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