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I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).
Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
by Zarkos October 16, 2023
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I'm literally Bat-Man

Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.
''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''
by JR2082 October 17, 2023
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I'm feeling sunny today

Ok so this word cand have two separate meanings
1. Your feeling very bright and bubbly much like the sun
2. You wanna jump off a hospital building as my time by bo en plays in the background/hj
Person 1:I'm feeling sunny today
Person 2:oh are you ok?????
by KEI RLLY LIKES OMORI October 18, 2023
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I'm all dick and bones

Means, that the guy is slim with a big dong, as in he's hardly fat!
You're slim aren't you?

Yeah, I'm all dick and bones.
by Biggy D' October 19, 2023
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I'm Dead

I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation
Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.
by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 20, 2023
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I'm gonna suicide

it's kinda joke that teenagers says to their parents to see their reaction and most of time their reaction would be

horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't
Parents: what are you thinking about son?
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking
by Someone that's happy November 3, 2023
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