I'm an idiot

used when you just fucking hate yourself

Guy 1: "Have you seen my hat?"
Guy 2: "It's on your head..."
Guy 1: "I'm an idiot"

by howtogetusername October 17, 2021

I'm finna steal

Something you say when you're mad

If I see a single endgame spoiler, I'm finna steal.

by cb21 May 5, 2019

I'm not like that

Denial is a river in egypt you are gay

Wilhelm: "I'm not like that" proceeds to kiss Simon

by YouStupidBitchByGirlInRed February 23, 2023

I'm Gab'ing

When you are a little older and you are out with friends on a Saturday night with nothing to do on Sunday you still want to be home and in bad by 9:30p.

Oh man, It is 9pm I'm Gab'ing, sorry to end the night so early.

by Zackieeeee January 15, 2022

I'm shivering

-a display of energy
-extremely surprised

-to be shocked

-To be wearing expensive things

-

- "OMG you are iced out!" "I'm shivering!"I'm so pumped, I'm shivering!"
- "When it's April 2nd and she's still pregnant, I'm shivering!"
- "I'm shivering cuz I'm about to present"
- "The dynamite blew up! I'm shivering!"

by powieoe April 15, 2019

Nah, man, I'm just...

Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...

*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*

What the fuck?

What?

You're jabbing me with your elbow.

Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.

No. You did it on purpose.

You can't know that! You can't read my mind.

Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?

Well.... Um.....

Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?

....................

Please?

................

by Hym Iam September 27, 2020

I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

join me

mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"

by Megilv June 17, 2024