Fat Phony 

def:A mysterious object which can be used in many situations, some believe it is a synonym for penis

Origin: Fat kid on playground wearing a lego starwars shirts

"Well...you suck fat phony!"

"Yo, come look at my new fat phony I got at the store."

"I want a fat phony for my birthday!"

Fat Phony by Uberluke5000 March 25, 2009

Fat Turtle

A overweight turtle, nothing more.

Man, that is a Fat Turtle!

Fat Turtle by FatTurtle1337 November 23, 2013

fat ass piece of shit 

A person that is fat asl and look like a fucking piece of shit

Fat bitch hey i look better then u

Me shut up u fat ass piece of shit u ugly asl u dont look better then me

fat ass piece of shit by inkboy April 8, 2016

fat house cat

a fat house cat is when you have a cat that lives in your house that is fat ( also when he eats a lot) it will also poop on your clothing.

Person: "WOW! she is such fat house cat"
Person 2: "I KNOW RIGHT"

fat house cat by Pooppoopbedooppoop January 19, 2018

Fat lip ass nigga

A nigga that Is a big lip ass nigga. Gets absolutely no girls. Found out that the girl he messes with had a STI.

That basketball player Jamaine Davenport is a fat lip ass nigga

Fat lip ass nigga by Poop -_- February 19, 2019

Fat Charlie 

You’ll know it when you see it.

My cat is a real Fat Charlie.

Fat Charlie by Urban Thiccionary March 23, 2019

fat-tarded 

1.to be so fucking fat it physically squeeses all the smartness out of your skull making you retarded.

2. a person who is not only grotesquely and ginormously over weight but is stupid too

like a sausage

Logan is a fat-tarded fuck

fat-tarded by Juke Box Larry January 28, 2004