by Brittanae & Shannon January 12, 2008
Get the Douche McMuffinmug. guy: aye girl what's your name?
girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away)
guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl)
girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been.
guy: Okay, can I have a hug?
girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching.
guy: WTF?!
girl: leave me alone you douche bag!
girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away)
guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl)
girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been.
guy: Okay, can I have a hug?
girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching.
guy: WTF?!
girl: leave me alone you douche bag!
by Fox audacious muncher December 22, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. Toosh Douche = A man who enjoys performing beastiality acts while watching band of brothers (Taylor Ellis)
by The Golden Child of magic February 13, 2010
Get the Toosh Douchemug. A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*
by Holly M S May 10, 2010
Get the douche hagmug. One who orders a pizza in a computer lab and does not give anyone a piece, and eats a whole one himself. Then, plays annoying top 40 hits and makes out with his ugly girlfriend. He is usually an ugly pretentious fat guy, with greasy hair and he wears really weird girl pajamas to school.
Katy: So, that annoying guy was in here for four hours, playing loud top 40 hits and eating an entire pizza for himself in front of everybody, and making out with his ugly girlfriend.
Priscilla: Yeah he's such an annoying Pizza douche.
Priscilla: Yeah he's such an annoying Pizza douche.
by zeis hall May 13, 2011
Get the pizza douchemug. Noun: A giant douche-bag that enjoys posting feed after feed about his awesome life you wish you had. May possibly be, but not limited to, an over-muscular guy that has girls hanging off his eight pack who goes to every awesome party you weren't invited to, or an event you wish happened to you.
Daniel: Man, did you see Tim's post about hooking up with the hottest chick at that frat party?
John: Yeah! He also posted about that massive inheritence of 10 million from his dead aunt.
Daniel: He's such a Facebook Douche.
John: Yeah! He also posted about that massive inheritence of 10 million from his dead aunt.
Daniel: He's such a Facebook Douche.
by Rebel54x October 11, 2011
Get the Facebook Douchemug. A guy who needs to break up with his girlfriend, but doesn't because he's still able to have sex with her. His penis is the douche.
by Gregory W. S. October 18, 2009
Get the male douchemug.