chris cagle

a really hot country music singer

did you see the chris cagle concert

by why do you wanna no June 11, 2006

chris browning

the act of biting a puching a girl

i am going to chris brown her if she doesnt stop talking .

She got chris browned

I was chris browning her last night.

by urbanhunter February 27, 2009

Chris browned

Verb.
When a man hits his woman it can be used in place of hit, smack, punch, etc.

Kevin: did you hear about the sham wow guy? He totally chris browned a prostitute.

by Flesh___ March 31, 2009

chris nagl

The person with the HUGEST MUST EPIC COCK IN THE WORLD YOU WILL LIKE DIE FROM A ORGASM IF YOU SEE IT LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS HUGE.

Carl- so in jennas will she said i died from chris nagls cock.
her sister- I KNEW IT

by Chris Nagl duhhhhhh May 30, 2011

chris hanners

Long story short, its and unorthodox definition for "straight up epic"

"That is so chris hanners"

by topher1992 August 23, 2011

Chris Carlton

The best boyfriend ever. He's really hot, and is awesome at sports.

Girl 1: "Why are all guys such dickheads?"
Girl 2: "Well, there's Chris Carlton. He's a great guy"
Girl 1: "True, he's awesome"

by bluebird1234 December 28, 2011

Chris Browned

getting bitch slapped/ hit so hard that it would look like chris brown did it

girl: did you see Britney
girl 2: yeah, she was totally Chris browned by mike. He's a giant dick

by wiggly dick September 29, 2014