capital 10

when you work nights, and the only way to get through is to imagine that sweet sweet paradise of home, AKA capital 10.

"Man, I can't wait to get my capital 10."

"Can't wait to hang 10 in the capital."

by herpaderpnurse July 22, 2017

Captain Miskawitz

A masterbation technique where you bend down on your knees, throw your shoulders to the floor and think about black pussy as you stare at the night sky.

Sometimes when I'm lonely Captain Miskawitz comforts me.

by Boogers McGavin July 20, 2017

Capitanophobia

A fear of human beings named Steven.

Person 1: Hey look its Steven
Person 2: Okay lets go I have Capitanophobia!!!

by Smacking_Seal August 8, 2017

capitanophobia

a fear of Human beings named Steven

Person a: Hey look its steven
Person b: Can we go i have capitanophobia

by Smacking_Seal August 8, 2017

captain saggy balls

An old grouchy man

Captain saggy balls over is always complaining about the prices of food.

by Captain saggy balls August 8, 2017

captain stupid

What you call little siblings brother when your mom is around.

Little sibling: Butt
Older sibling: Captain Stupid

by someone you will never know August 17, 2017

Captain planet

When u pull a bit*h on the scootch one night and couldn't be fuc*ed puttin work in the night after so you recycle that ass.

Omar u captain planet'd that bit*h!

by Omarplanet August 28, 2017