poor bear

A response to something that you really don't give a shit about. Meaning you care more about a non-existant bear than the persons problem.

Person 1: dude tina broke up with me
Person 2: awwwww poor bear

Person 1: my whole family just died in a car crash, my principal was the one that hit him.
Person 2: awww poor bear

by Trevor,G May 27, 2008

bear faced

The act of a man shaving his pubic hair and putting it under the pillow. After ejaculating on the girls face the man lifts the pillow and shoves her face into the hair

She was acting rude before dinner so I bear faced her later that night

by the_smart_asian April 14, 2015

bear sharktopus

The combination of a bear, shark and octopus. A science experiment gone wrong. It now lives in the forest/ocean thing. Likes to eat little boys and girls and use their bones as tooth picks. Then hangs their skin on trees as ornaments............. BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE BEAR SHARKTOPUS!

little boy: gee, I just love the woods...
little girl: ikr... OH NO! ITS A BEAR SHARKTOPUS
little boy:NOOOOO!!!

by ddubs99 March 21, 2011

Schnookel bear

An adorable person embodying the essence of a schnookum. It's akin to a teddy bear except that there is nothing cuter or more appealing than a schnookel bear.

Courtney is such a schnookel bear, she's simply adorable beyond compare.

by BLChatzy September 21, 2011

Poking the bear

When you poke your prostate for the first time and ejaculate unexpectedly

Marty broke up with his girlfriend and started experimenting with poking the bear

by Wildpantalones March 24, 2021

care bear stare

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.

The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care Bear Stare.

by Ruhbee! August 22, 2006

Exit Pursued By A Bear

When you're having sex with a fat, burly, hairy gay man, and he informs you that he has AIDS.

David: Oh my gawwwd! This is the best sex I've ever had!!!

Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.

David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!

Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)

David: Fuck you, man!

(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)

Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.

(Exit pursued by a bear)

by Baby Got Bareback November 23, 2009