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Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 3, 2025
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Bar

Bar is a handsome young guy with golden curls and blue eyes. Bar is funny , kind, tall and lazy fat
Wow that is one bar of a guy
by shnitzel November 21, 2021
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Bar Pet

in the context of humans, a bar pet could refer to a regular patron or someone who is always at the bar, often known to the staff and other customers. They might be endearing, eccentric, or just always present, earning them a playful, affectionate label like a "bar pet."
Jadyn is such a bar pet, she's always hanging out with the staff.
by JakeR22 January 8, 2025
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rail a bar

Beak up that xanax I’m about to rail a bar
by Drew49315 May 6, 2018
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elf bar american gothic

that emma chamberlain sadness in the eyes but even more lesbian than billie eilish
he got that sadness in his eyes that u only see in elf bar american gothic porn
by busybrat July 6, 2024
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nataly bar

One of the coolest tickets ever! She’s just never online!👍🏻
Girl: where did Nataly bar go? she was just here?
Y/n : idk she disappeared
by Disney princess July 30, 2021
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Bill Barred

Getting jacked off in the bathroom of a public space by an older man who resembles former two-time United States Attorney General William Barr.
I just got Bill Barred in the bathroom by some old dude.
by chad stacey August 27, 2021
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