Adam

Type of guy to drive a ford ka and steal traffic cones

Is that my hairdresser, no it's adam

by Luke coyle 2772 April 24, 2023

Dirty Adam

The act of fucking your girlfriend and then do boobplay with a girl called Grace outside of a college.

No way, he just did a Dirty Adam

by TheRealAnonDon May 20, 2024

Adam Thielen

Piss

I Adam Thielened all over the floor, because I am too sophisticated for toilets.

by Yojeffery March 21, 2022

Adam

A superficial person, with a huge ego and nothing to back it up. Acts evolved and open minded when in reality is a misogynistic ass who makes women think they care, but actually just want to get in their pants. And who collects expensive fountain pens?? What are you? 97?

“Don’t be an Adam, no one will take you seriously!”

by WaywardWriter February 21, 2022

Adam

Should not have any money because he is just wasting it on unnecessary shit.

Remember that guy Adam? Yeah the poor guy.

by CasperSamuelsson May 6, 2019

Adam

Adam is that guy. People love him. He has a habit of making enemies, but his actual friends all love him. He can be kind of weak and not very manly sometimes, but other times he is very very easy to follow. People often look up to him, usually slightly younger twins, but Adam seems to be the center of attention in any environment. Adam has a lot more to him when it comes to his dating situation. Many girls have asked him out but hes a forever bachelor so he says no. But sometimes he has to fuck girls because they won a dare. Adam likes to jerk off. He can be very mean sometimes but only to his younger brother and outsiders. When his younger brother is being bullied by others adam gives them a slap in the woopie. Make sure to love Adam always because like i said before, he is that guy.

Logan: "Yo Adam want to play nhl?"
Adam: "No i'm playing bedwars."

by GirishHater135 November 15, 2023

adam slicher

Adam is a hot ass bitch probably dates a Savannah with red hair

Dam that adam slicher is hot

by Adam slicher March 19, 2018