Pardoning Mr Pickles

A gentle, prolongued masturbation session

DO NOT come in, I'm pardoning Mr Pickles

by Tubby Hollandaise July 2, 2025

Pickle Jar Paradox

When you’re struggling at something then someone does the same exact thing, with zero effort.

Pickle jar paradox,
When your skinny friend opens the jar when your strong friend can’t. Zero effort…

by OnlyDictator14 July 17, 2025

Trail pickle

Trail pickle the salty delicious snack resulting from a woman placing a cucumber in her vagina then going for hike.

There those Subaru drivers go to make their trail pickles.

by Uricofnewtart July 17, 2025

pickle chungus

type your definition here...

"Yo dude did you watch the game last night, it had pickle chungus in it!"
"yeah dude, that was totally bodacious yum yums!!" *pats belly*

by picklechungaloid August 11, 2025

The double pickle

Where you get on your hands and knees with a girl and you grab a pickle and you both shove the pickles and each other's ass at the same time in and out

" hey babe, want to do the double pickle tonight? You mean the one where we shove a pickle in each other's ass?"

by The kadenator August 21, 2025

Punjabi Pickle Twist

The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.

Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

Pickle Boy

A child who comes from a broken home but has hope for the future. Used in the U.S in the 1940s to describe a child refugee looking for a new start.

The lonely Pickle Boy wandered the streets looking for a new home.

by Cavella67 September 4, 2025