Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:
by Cephalon Alcatraz June 15, 2020
Get the Wank Stain Of A Bastardmug. The inevitable product of a 5 knuckle shuffle.
Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey
Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey
"Stroked the salami last night and got wank jam everywhere"
"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."
"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"
"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."
"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"
by Kik455 April 8, 2022
Get the Wank Jammug. Chad 1: yo, how was your Halloween wank bro?
Chad 2: DONT SAY THE 'W' WORD TILL DECEMBER OR SANTA WILL BITE OFF YOUR COCK
Chad 2: DONT SAY THE 'W' WORD TILL DECEMBER OR SANTA WILL BITE OFF YOUR COCK
by 3SGZ_OLLIE_C_1 October 31, 2020
Get the Halloween wankmug. It is a place where people go have a wank (pleasuring themselves). So it is like a train station, but instead of trains, people come and go. For example some people could consider their Wank Station to be the shower in the bathroom.
Yo, Vlad, Where have you been?
Srry, I was as the Wank Station.
Really? You must be a real shower wanker!
Hell Yeah!
Srry, I was as the Wank Station.
Really? You must be a real shower wanker!
Hell Yeah!
by wanking May 16, 2017
Get the Wank Stationmug. a wank montage consists of dick pics sent in rapid succession to show the process of a penis that is flaccid, to hard, to ejaculation
reuben: “my husband jack is such a dirty cunt, when he goes on work trips he’ll just send me pics of his from soft to cumsplosion and it’s getting old real quick”
yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”
yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”
by zestymcbetsy February 23, 2022
Get the wank montagemug. Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry
That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.
by Laughs Along With Humans August 21, 2023
Get the T wank ragemug. Long story short... You’re Fucked. Something (or someone) so fucked up, it is beyond repair.
Similar to being fucked over...HARDCORE.
Can be used as both a Noun and/or a Verb
Example( Dilly Wank, Dilly Wanker, Dilly Wanked, Dilly Wanking)
Similar to being fucked over...HARDCORE.
Can be used as both a Noun and/or a Verb
Example( Dilly Wank, Dilly Wanker, Dilly Wanked, Dilly Wanking)
“Dammit Anthony, you’re dilly wanking me!”
“That Seth is a Dilly Wanking Bastard”
After a long day Kris looks to his wife after she asked how his day was “Honey, my day was Dilly Wanked from begging to end”
“That Seth is a Dilly Wanking Bastard”
After a long day Kris looks to his wife after she asked how his day was “Honey, my day was Dilly Wanked from begging to end”
by GBR3710 February 28, 2019
Get the Dilly Wankedmug.