Funny Turtle

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.

Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.

by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016

Turtles

The only animal that should be cared about. Don't use plastic straws bitch

And i opp is that a plastic straw. Save the turtles sksksks

by skskskVSCOGURL October 6, 2019

turtle

An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.

Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!

by TheNameIsHedvig April 28, 2014

Tipsy Turtle

An individual that likes to drink and eat with friends. Drinks usually consist of beer, though not limited to it solely. They enjoy the company of friends and doing shared hobbies together, usually a bit tipsy, provided there is money for beer.

Damn, Rob is one Tipsy Turtle tonight!

by Kev!n July 28, 2010

Turtle necked

When one dude is on another dudes shoulders and the guy on top has "turtle necked" (ground his dick on) the back of standing guys neck.

While they were trying to watch the tiesto concert, Tom turtle necked John.

by wernersvillian June 10, 2017

Turtle recoil

When you’re about to play a set and you need to poo. After a few double drops it’s magically disappears. This is turtle recoil

How crazy is this ? I needed to have a poo mid set but it magically disappeared. Sounds like a bit of Turtle recoil that

by Smallboyz June 17, 2022

Sea Turtled

When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle

“Yeah bro, I thought it was gonna be chill, but they totally sea turtled me last night.”

by MissMartini September 7, 2025