dust my wets

To add Parmesan cheese to wet spaghetti.

It is in reference to a viral tweet made by David Ebert.

“Can you dust my wets?”

by GossipGilly March 13, 2019

Wet Exit

The act of exiting a kayak while upside down in the water

It's important to learn to wet exit before you can learn to roll

by Linkthealmighty April 30, 2010

Wet Hampster

A bad ass beverage to consume the day after you've been rearended from behind by an old man ( in a non-sexual way) at a complete stop at a red light!

Wet Hampster to be made as follows

Kahlua
Baileys
Rumplemintz

add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a glass of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you've found by the front counter of a stripclub!

Taylor: " like I'm at this redlight wasted at 2:30 am and this oldman who's totally sober runs right into the back of my car at a deadstop"

Estee: " omg did the popo come?"

Taylor: " hell no I'm like DUI or sleep? Hmmm I'll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!"

Estee: " Good call !!! "

by Drunk billiards June 14, 2010

wet flower

- a person who is soft and weak akin to the softening of a flower wilted by water.

"look at that fucking wet flower, he constantly complains and probably couldn't smash a grape in a fruit fight, what a fucking waste of air."

by KiloFoxtrot January 23, 2015

Wet burrito

Another term for a blowjob

Yo, did you hear Sarah gave Matt a wet burrito in the stairwell

by DirtyJersey99 October 26, 2016

Wet Sleeve

When an uncircumcised man is fucking a girl and when he’s about to cum, pulls out, squeezes his foreskin catching all the cum inside it. He then takes his dick and wipes it across the girls face so it feels like a wet sleeve.

I totally gave that girl the wet sleeve, she fucking loves it!!!!

by ANG Firefighters Alpena MI August 27, 2018

Wet Blanket

When the pass is a three. Straight to the setter's hands.

skraaaa skra pap pap that pass was a wet blanket bois.

by angrysharky November 2, 2017