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Irish Egg Roll

When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .
This whiskey Dick is the worst ...Do you want to just give me an Irish Egg Roll?
by Tony Bananas November 21, 2020
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EGG?!

“EGG?!” or “EGG” is used to express being shocked to see an egg on the floor as the individual’s jaw drops.

This emphasis was first used in the late 1990s by a cartoon god named Baboon who was acting in a cheap gag.
EGG?!”
by unfunnygarbage January 12, 2022
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Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
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pepper your eggs

Dude, she totally peppered my eggs.

I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.

I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.
by TheBaker23 May 14, 2011
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Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.
I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.
by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022
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Hot Egg & Cheese

Ghetoo term for a girl that's got it all. Big ass, tits, and a nice puss.
Kalondro, my dawg...yo, a hot egg & cheese behind you.
by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 12, 2020
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Devil's Egg

Haunted/cursed Faberge purchased from an estate sale where the person died in a scary way, like in a very thrilling horror movie.
Nice Faberge!

Do not go near it. It is a cursed devil's egg.
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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