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Al donkey

The overcooking of noodles, opposite of al dente
by Sharpe2254 November 16, 2022
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Shitting Horses and Donkeys

An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.
'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'
by doomplings October 14, 2021
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donkey 12

come sit on my donkey 12 Carice.
by XO_bish November 6, 2015
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Donkey fkn

donkey fkn (don•kee fuh-ken)
Used during doggy-style intercourse. from behind, you wrap her hair around your forearm and pull back slightly. Once either of you reach climax, you yell, "HEEEHAWW"

Ex. Long-haired women & men are great for donkey fkn.
by Reya D Bringer September 3, 2020
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Donkey-Drinker

A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.

Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"

Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"
by BalugaBukakke October 23, 2023
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swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"
look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..
by big skeng October 14, 2011
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Bloody donkey

A bloody donkey is when your fucking from behind while the girl your fucking is on her period, and after she turns around and kicks you in the bloody dick.
Don’t try the bloody donkey, shit don’t feel good after.
by Travis is a hoe May 21, 2019
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