Turd

A turd is another Way of saying poop

Mom I just took a turd

by Butt poop turd October 17, 2020

prison turd

A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.

Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.

by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018

turd

a turd is a person with the name of taisean. very turdish, just an all around turdy person. smells like one too.

sarah: “oh my god, have you ever met taisean? he’s such a turd.”
nancy: “his name’s taisean??? no wonder everyone calls him turd.

by ihateturds October 11, 2022

Turd

new Zealands version of freshman.

Name of a person starting their first year of college (high school) in new Zealand& Australia

Fucken turds blocked the toilets again

by Lassyloo March 6, 2019

Drain snake turd

When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake

Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?

by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.

Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."

by Seemerlin August 30, 2011

Tik Turding

The act of using Tik Tok while using the toilet. Usually for an inordinate amount of time.

"You're taking a lotta time in there...are you Tik Turding??!"

by Helopa September 18, 2021