A History of the World in 6 Glasses

That one book your AP World teacher requires you to read, but you never really understand the purpose of the book. Although your teacher gives you plenty of time to read the book, you will always procrastinate and read it the class period before. The book itself is split into six parts: beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and cola. Each part is mind-numbing and confusing and you'll eventually just get lost in what is going on. After finishing the book, I genuinely still have no idea why this book is so essential to understand world history.

Bob: Hey, wanna read A History of the World in 6 Glasses?
Any Reasonable Human Being: Why, does it look like I want to torture myself? You need to get checked out man...
Bob: Be nice, this book has some redeeming qualities.
ARHB(to themselves): Wow this dude is gonna stay a virgin his whole life.

In A History of the World in Six Glasses...

Chapter 2: Wine

**** ACTUAL EXCERPT ****
Wine was important, but yet it wasn't that important. Only the rich dudes could get it, but poor people could not. Some dudes diluted, while some dudes were raw. However, this brings up the question "Was the use of wine foreshadowing the development of the printing press and the Scientific Revolution?" However, the most important point out of all of this is that wahmen couldn't drink it, so wine is sexist. Therefore, you shouldn't drink wine because it was sexist.

by SleazyBoy December 28, 2018

The Biggest Gamecocks Fan in the World

His name is Noah Whalen. He is from Toronto

"I want to become The Biggest Gamecocks Fan in the World"

by The Truth Don't Argue November 13, 2019

worlds best rappers list

best rappers in no order

Rakim
Kool G Rap (some people seem to forget about him)
Biggie
Nas
Big L
Big Pun
Tupac
Eminem

Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily
-- Big Pun

worlds best rappers list

by Frank Sinatra Jr November 3, 2008

new world school of the arts

A high school program where the most talented students in the Miami-Dade area (sometimes Broward shhh) can attend in order to train, polish, and develop their artistic skills, while taking regular academia to graduate high school. All this while attempting to co-exist in a dramatic environment that simulates a bad tele-novela.

Women graduate with the lesson that there is no such thing as a straight Musical theater performer and all men learn the "hard"-earned lesson that THEY'RE GAY!

"Wow those kids at States were awesome, until I found out they're from New World school of the arts, all of a sudden I thought they sucked."

"Your brother went to New World School of the Arts? Hmm... He's gay right?"

by pigeons05 January 15, 2007

The amazing world of gumball

Stupid ass cartoon where all the people sound like they're screaming when they talk and they look weird as fuck

Me: The amazing world of gumball
Is a piece of shit

Person: why?

Me: the characters scream so much it gives me a damn headache

Person: well I don't think I'll watch that then

by None_Gone September 23, 2013

World's Worst Rappers List

ok, heres the real damn list. unbiased, unfiltered, and uninfluenced racially. when it comes down to talent, here's who has absolutely none of it:

1. master p (wont even mention anyone else on his label..hes the best one)
2. chingy - a fake ass nelly
3. nelly
4. bizarre from d12
5. jd
5. ja rule
6. 50 cent (NOT g unit)

eminem better get sum better shit too

by sharpie June 14, 2004

First World Problems

When the only people you can talk to are your best friend and a sexy blonde...

Disney princesses have some real first world problems!

by TheMightyOwl May 8, 2020