tree chaser- a girl or guy that despite their small stature only pursues those that are much taller than them.
Bro your sister is a tree chaser she's 5’2” and she's out here trying to hook up with guys that are 6’0” +
by Blue Brick April 13, 2022

When a person throws a dirty diaper out of their high story section 8 apartment building and the diaper gets caught in a tree.
by Tsk915 June 23, 2018

by Bebbie batch May 27, 2008

A tree that was grown by Satan himself. The machineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is an extremely poisonous plant that can be found in south Florida, the Caribbean, and central america. Eating the fruit (which resemble small apples) can kill you. The sap from the tree is so corrosive and toxic, standing under the tree during a rainstorm will blister your skin and if it gets in yours eyes, temporally blind you. The natives would even tip their arrows in the sap. Simply touching the tree will give you a rash. Even the air around the tree is toxic and standing there for long periods of time will kill you. If you ever see this tree, stay the fuck away from it, it will fuck you up.
I just ate the fruit from the machineel tree and almost died! My throat felt like there was lava being pour down!
by Vanilla_Fraggers July 26, 2020

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down
by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022
