your mother

lovely woman, my wife

“i smashed your mother”

by anonymous December 28, 2022

Your Mother

someone who is fatter than a beluga whale or someone non-existent

Bob: Hey Joe, Knock knock.
Joe: Who's there?
Bob: Your.

Joe: Your who?
Bob:Your Mother! HAH

by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 5, 2023

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

my mother

stupid

You are like my mother.

by DEZPP January 13, 2023

mother fraction

A phrase used by math teachers as a substitute for mother fucker. Originated from a math teacher by the name of Mr. Avasan.

Ohh shitos that hurt like a mother fraction!

by Mysterious R November 27, 2018

Mother-Friend

The girlfriend of one's father or mother.

My dad starting dating my mother-friend after my mother passed away.

by Stepman December 4, 2018

Mother of Invention

A woman with trust issues so intent on proving her spouse is cheating when they are not, they make constant accusations about them and other women, so eventually they drive their spouse into the arms of someone else

"Aye mate, that's me single, She was the Instrument of her own downfall. Accused me of having sex with all sorts when I wasn't. So what did I do to the Mother of Invention? I went Baw Deep in her sister and left."

by Jabbamac December 8, 2018