goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals

The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto

by Brents2 August 30, 2007

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

by holyshit87429hunofayshiajrnwes June 19, 2021

ghetto

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henry doesn’t call me therefore he is ghetto.

by dusty henny November 15, 2021

Ghetto

An area where government protection and resources have been schemingly withheld.

My client’s wife lives in Palm Beach and refers to West Palm Beach as ghetto. I asked if she meant Jewish ghetto or Black ghetto. She just meant more urban and affordable not knowing her own history.

by Mogul Mom April 7, 2023

Ghetto slush

When u on da block and u slip on some raw dog shit and when u meet with the mandem u have the ghetto slush on ur pants

- Oii bruv, what happen to ur trousers
- My neighbour, I slipped an got some Ghetto slush on me ass mate, skrippa ima drippa yeye

by TheMandemSlayer June 2, 2021

Ghetto Reborn

Ghetto Reborn is known to some people as "The God of all Gods". He is also known as "The God of Deception" because of his manipulation skills, which are said to be the absolute best. He is one of the greatest warlords of all time, using manipulation and psychological warfare. He is also the mastermind behind Operation Emocide (the mass extermination of "Emo" people). He also is responsible for redesigning the "Pot Pill", making it completely safe and even more potent. From one perspective he may seem like a psychopathic madman, from another he may seem like a genius, truly a mastermind. He is also said to be incredibly charming, though it is unknown if it is true charm or just more of his manipulation. He also views himself as a God, and has created his own religion and version of The Ten Commandments entitled "The Ten Commandments - Lord Ghetto's Version", though some believe it is a cover up to recruit people into his army for Operation Emocide. If you require any more information about him, you can contact him directly on his AIM Screenname "theghettorun", or through Xbox Live Gamertag "Ghetto Reborn".

Ghetto Reborn is a God.
Ghetto Reborn developed Operation Emocide.
Ghetto Reborn has the most incredible manipulation skills on earth.

by Vicious D. J. Quick September 15, 2008

ghetto earphoning

The act of losing one gel part of an earphone, and therefore having to replace it with another gel part of an earphone, causing OCD.

I swear, ghetto earphoning is so low class. Just buy another headset you stupid poor shits.

by FailFaceFTW April 21, 2014