hi daddy
Jacob is a mate which you sometimes might hate. He likes to hide in crates and is a great friend. He is enormously tall and cool. He his male and very shale but he is a great friend.
Jacob is a mate which you sometimes might hate. He likes to hide in crates and is a great friend. He is enormously tall and cool. He his male and very shale but he is a great friend.
hi daddy
Jacob is a mate which you sometimes might hate. He likes to hide in crates and is a great friend. He is enormously tall and cool. He his male and very shale but he is a great friend.
Jacob is a mate which you sometimes might hate. He likes to hide in crates and is a great friend. He is enormously tall and cool. He his male and very shale but he is a great friend.
by Jaiedwfwcw627282 November 15, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is shy but then once you get to meet him very loud. Jacob is smart,funny,and great to hang out with. Your pretty darn lucky to have a Jacob.
by Mushu.someone November 18, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.
by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is the nicest person you will ever meet. He can be very shy around people he has never met before but when your friends with him he opens up and is really funny. He loves to play video games especially GTA. If you ever meet a Jacob, try and make him your friend because he is the kindest and funniest person ever!!! He can sometimes get very agitated sometimes but competitive. He may swear a lot but that’s what makes him funny.
by LOLIOMbooooom April 15, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. A man who is sweet, kind, and caring. You can always count on him and he is incredibly courageous. The kind of man you can go to anything for. He's well endowed can park his big mac truck in my tiny garage. The Jacob is a bald magical wonder for all to experience. If you haven't I'm surprised. He's loose with it but always comes back to the family that matters most to him. I love sweat pants season when he's around.
Jacob is the man!!!
by Lilredridinghood30 October 26, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. 
Get the Jacobmug. A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022
Get the Jacob Simmonsmug.