You Heathen

A person who says “bless you” before you get the chance to sneeze; in turn scaring your sneeze away.

Especially effective if it was a red head

“Zoey I have to sneeze”

“Bless you”

“You Heathen, stop refusing to let me sneeze. It’s a simple joy in life to get to sneeze. It builds up for so long and you just took it away”

Like seriously why can’t you just let me sneeze for once in my life like what did I do to you???

by Innocent-sneezer May 2, 2022

You Lied

A statement made by a paranoid individual whom steals your belongings.

"Is this a see through pen?"
"No, it's not"
*writes with pen, red ink appears*
"You Lied".
???

by No.1 Tallbaguette February 12, 2023

are you regarded

Slang for are you retarded, used when you're too retarded to spell retarded so you spell regarded.

Are you regarded

by AbeStan21 October 21, 2022

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you zainab

by Oscar stevens January 4, 2022

You won’t

Used to date someone into doing something using reverse psychology. If someone says you won’t; you, by law of Jahseh, have to commit the action.

Friend: Hey Joe, shove Yura off the cliff

Joe: Noo, I can’t!

Yura: You won’t

*Joe shoves Yura off of the cliff*

by rushman20 October 28, 2019

you are not gross

When your friends call you gross tell them your not whit this , that’s funny and relatable

Ellen: Alice your gross

Alice : I am not gross
Ellen: you are not gross

by Smcnznsbckdbfv November 15, 2019

You a poptart

A person who acts hard in front of friends/people or in general , but are really soft.

Boy 1:Ay you a bitch
Boy 2: Let’s catch the ones then
Boy 1:Why you tryna fight

Boy 2:That’s what I thought, you a poptart

by WinnighaThePoo August 26, 2021