i just smoke weed icl

When someone just smokes weed icl
by H sav & M skatty April 23, 2023
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"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 02, 2018
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Smoke my pole

The art of a stripper grappling your gear and placing it in her mouth.
Aaron:Wow... That stripper Chick racheal is so hot. Maybe she can do something strange for some change.
Racheal ( the stripper) hey... You got 50 bucks? I can smoke my pole in your truck! .
by Captain A ron January 01, 2020
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Papa smoke

An epic table tennis pro move in which you take the table out of table tennis by ignoring the futile ‘rules’ and smash the ball as hard as you can in the direction of your opponent, completely avoiding the table and aiming to get it as far past them as possible, accompanied by the phrase “GET PAPA SMOKED BITCH”

Ideally it should take your opponent by surprise, which can be achieved by lining up as if you were about to hit a usual serve and then thwacking the ball into oblivion.
Holy shit did you see gary and edward playing table tennis earlier??

Yeah dude, edward’s papa smoke was insane!
by Snelmuss July 04, 2022
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Smoking nut

When you nut in a bong enough times so that you can smoke out of it.
"hey bro want to see me do the smoking nut?"
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smoke it

After years of being a good kid that guy just decided to smoke it.
by mickeysuarez January 30, 2017
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No smoke, no shade, no salt.

Coined by Bay Area website thesaucerus.com in 2017. Means I'm not trying to insult, talk bad about, nor am I mad about something; I'm just saying.
You're on the phone with G and have said ok 9 times. You've said goodbye 6 times. You're trying to hang up, but they keep talking. "Damn G, I said I gotta go! You talk too much man. No smoke, no shade, no salt. but for real though."
by TheSauceBeats December 15, 2018
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