national buzz cut day

June 1st, is national buzz cut day. Buzz all your hair off

“Hey what’s today?”
“June 1st, why”
“June 1st is national buzz cut day”

by immamunch69 April 21, 2023

National Sniff Pennies Day

National Sniff Pennies Day is on January 5th.The one day of the year you can sniff pennies without getting in trouble.

Mark: what day is it tomorrow?
Owen: National Sniff Pennies Day...why are you asking?
Mark: START HIDING YOUR PENNIES NOW!!
Owen: AHHHH!!

by Giraffe1211 December 13, 2019

National slap tommy day

On April 19th u must slap a tommy

On national slap tommy day y’all should slap a tommy u know

by My nanny is daddy April 17, 2019

national emotional damage day

National Emotional Damage day is the day we celebrate emotional damage, so don’t be afraid to sit on your couch and sulk about your miseries!

A: Today is National Emotional damage day!
B: Wanna sulk with me?
A: Ok

by TheEvilPerson April 27, 2023

national chicken alfredo day

national chicken alfredo day, it’s a day where you tell your guardian(s) that its national chicken alfredo day and they will make some !

hey *your guardian*, it’s national chicken alfredo day
*guardian* okay… and?
and you’re gonna make some!
*guardian* you’re right, i should!

by uRg@710L February 17, 2022

National AR wildpony day

October 26th is where we commemorate the day we lost contact with pony :((((
He blocked us on Xbox after we played Indian music in a ranked game of siege 😭😭😭

Person a: what day is it today
Person d: (crying) it is national AR wildpony day, the day he was lost

*sad vibes*
Both: Alexa play decpacito

by Mr ghost and qr mango October 26, 2020

national skip math day

on february 9th, we all skip math. horray

did you hear? it’s national skip math day! yay!

by muffingiraffe14 February 09, 2021