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Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party
I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.
by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025
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Kick the Cane

The act performed when an old person upsets you.
Mr. Dikeman was sure rude to me, I really wanted to kick the cane and watch him fall over.
by BoogieBobert89 May 2, 2025
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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025
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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025
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Kicking the crumbs

Kicking the crumbs or kicking a crumb is a Massachusetts term for jerking off or beating your meat.
Mom I was just kicking the crumbs off my bed
by Ultra wide river December 15, 2022
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kick router

When someone turns off their internet connection to escape having to deal a situation in an online videogame
YO TOM FUCKIN KICKED ROUTER ROGHT WHEN HE WAS BOUTTA DIE, WHAT A BITCH!
Jimmy don't kick router just because you're loosing
by Better call jesus christ December 26, 2022
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