by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023
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Wife: Jake from State Farm at 2 in the morning, who is this
Jake from State Farm: This is Jake from State Farm
Jake from State Farm: This is Jake from State Farm
by Igotnomoney March 30, 2021
Get the Jake mug.An apsolute fuck that lives in rhapsody victoria and loves chilling with the hyland (hytown) homies. He has lots if susy tricks up his sleave and is a pretty good sulker. BetaCuck!!!
by John mcgangstebdbd March 14, 2017
Get the jake bragg mug.jake is a fresh fly ass nigga, he think he know how to dress and spends money on the most weirdest clothes but he got that on, he’s money loaded & is based af. Jake is gangster as fuck and stays on Roblox dissing niggas and plays skate 3 till 4 am, He the biggest troll and is funny afffff!!!! Jake stay strapped even thru tha darkest nites
Girl: is that a Jakester
Me: yurp he got that on
Girl: yeah he’s so based….
Me: I’ll let him kno
Me: he said to hit him up on the roblox
Me: yurp he got that on
Girl: yeah he’s so based….
Me: I’ll let him kno
Me: he said to hit him up on the roblox
by trapgoon300 April 16, 2023
Get the Jake mug.Shortened Referred to the lineage of Jacob or Israel used primarily by Black Hebrew Israelites to refer to someone of Jewish descent, often to distinguish between those they believe are true Israelites and those they consider to have a false lineage.
Jake is used to refer to someone who’s a Jew
Without saying their a Jew
Another way Jake is used is to call someone a fake Jew
Without saying their a Jew
Another way Jake is used is to call someone a fake Jew
by Israel D. January 29, 2025
Get the Jake mug.Jake’s are great, outgoing guys that are really fun to be around. They are always super sweet and understanding. They rarely get mad so if you make a Jake mad, then you really f’d up. Jake’s are actually marriage material and if one confesses his feelings for you, DONT REJECT HIM because he will treat you right....better than some foreign exchange student. If you make the foolish decision and reject him, he will end up liking a girl 2 1/2 years younger than him and then breaking her heart because he led her on for so long 🥲
Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights
Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.
Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights
Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.
Girl 1: “hey did you see Jake’s awesome light show??
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”
by Gang gang 👁👅👁 February 27, 2021
Get the Jake mug.The honored one. The one honored in all of Earth, the Heavens above and the void below. A bhodisattva that was and were and would be.
by Buggy D Clown November 23, 2021
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