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Jake

Jake is the chilled layed back guy everyone loves, he’s handsome and great with girls. He’s a pull master and knows nothing but da puss
Jake is such a hotty
by Fat rolls sister October 12, 2021
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jake

a white kid whos mom started fucking with a black guy named tyrese after her second marriage failed , he hears his mom getting pounded every night , he plays basketball, has one black friend , lives in the suburbs , and hates his mom
jerome: aye jake whos that black guy in the benz that picks you up from school ?

jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese

jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !

jake: what do you mean ?

jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick
by takeyabitchandhititquick May 28, 2016
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bernie jake

It means someone very smart, emotionally weak but you will never see them at their weak state because they preferred being the jolly friend that seems like there is no problem they are facing at all. They are curious minded and easy going. They have a hobby of observing their surroundings and think of how they will acted to it. You can say that they have the nurture of letting their enemies totally thinking of that they already manipulated the Bernie Jakes but is not.
He might be a jolly one but surely he is a Bernie Jake. He easily can deceived people around him, he might be a Bernie Jake
by frosty_carrot November 24, 2021
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Jake

He is the stupidest person in the whole world
Omg he is so jake
by Caden faris August 27, 2018
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Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
"Want to invite Jake Over?" "No way José, I'm allergic to bees."
by JustJake521 November 23, 2021
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul needs to get hit by a car
by big butt i gotta nut June 19, 2020
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Jake DK

Textbook, scholar-level definition of an incell
Damn, bro is never getting laid, definitely a Jake DK
by jahdsfksajdhf January 12, 2025
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