John Doe

John Doe and is a multiple-use placeholder name that is used in the United States when the true name of a person is unknown or is being intentionally concealed. In the context of law enforcement in the United States, such names are often used to refer to a corpse whose identity is unknown or unconfirmed.

John doe was a mysterious man.

by deware February 20, 2023

john lettuce

when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.

friend: *breathes out of their nose but really hard*
me: "thats a fucking john lettuce."

by gruzzish October 23, 2023

an Elton John

When you have gay sex but you have to be dressed as Elton John.

Don give an Elton John to Terry.

by hashbrown1224 May 12, 2023

Johns Mom

A mother of a boy named John.

Also a person who sleeps with many women.

Johns mom bought a spa.

by Sucacock May 14, 2023

john sherlock

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds

I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock

by Pops3423 August 6, 2017

John Vento

The most boi of all time

John Vento is very boi

by John Vento canes January 17, 2019

John Hall

A person typically asian that is rather short and is quite fond of giraffes. The one said John would probably be short forever

Person A: look at that fucking midget
Person B:hey that's my chigga, he a John Hall

by Jameron hall June 15, 2018