Ethan

The Whitest Kid You Know, Usually Drives An Under-powered Mustang; and jacks off to pool and bdubs in his spare time

Hey Ethan let me get some spare change; let's race!

by iScyther12 November 27, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is the funniest and sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He can make anything better just by being around. He’s very weird but in a lovable funny way. Once you meet him you will never want to loose him because he becomes your favorite person even if you don’t know him for long.

Person 1: everybody likes ethan

by Art945220 June 16, 2022

Ethan

Short, Kind, Nerdy, Smart, And frerindly. Ethan makes friends very easily.

Ethan is my best friend.
I am Ethan.
Have u seen Ethan today.

by WillTheWise6853 June 2, 2020

Ethan

A snake whose breath stinks and enjoys hacking into peoples snapchat accounts.

Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: That's Ethan he's a snake whose breath stinks.

by Nuttygamer April 18, 2024

Ethan

A beam of light that my German Pointer likes to chase around the house. Usually just the sun reflecting off of a phone screen.

Sorry Marjie, but it's raining today, Ethan can't come out.

by cranberryfield July 3, 2023

Ethan Silvers

He’s a kind guy who claims he’s an asshole but he really isn’t! He’ll do anything for his friends but he has dignity. Everybody loves him but he’s a complicated and mysterious fellow. He’s highly competent and very smart. He keeps up with his current events and gives great advice. A great person overall.

Award giver: And the Best Male Award goes to... Ethan Silvers!

by Gnarlyandradmyguy March 19, 2019

Ethan

Ethan's a really tall leftist skater boy. He's not very popular, and probably gets bullied but he doesn't care. He's really sad and horny all the time but it works out because he's pretty popular with the ladies. Ethan has a nicotine addiction and drinks too much monster energy. He also has a godly taste in music. He plays guitar and writes music but will only play you his music if he trusts you, which isn't very likely. Whether you like it or not, Ethan is cooler than you.

Chad: haha Ethan you fucking loser go write a song about cutting yourself or something emo trash
Rebecca: stfu Chad leave Ethan alone
Chad: *misogynistic comment*

Rebecca: you know what Chad we're breaking up I'm leaving you for Ethan
Chad: 😭😭😭

by cumslut collector October 18, 2020