I’m drunk 

Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.

I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself

I’m drunk by Evilous Dark Power March 17, 2021

Retarded High Drunk 

Find a kid with downs then get him high and drunk

“Hey remember Nate, we got him retarded high drunk”

Retarded High Drunk by Conbeau156 April 17, 2021

angy little sussy drunk man 

The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.

They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.

"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."

"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"

angy little sussy drunk man by terroristmommymilkersuwu June 28, 2021

Slam Dunk Drunk 

Newly popularised term meaning the same as “hammered”, “leathered” or “plastered”

Person 1 : jeez, what happened last night dude??
Person 2 : you probably don’t remember, you were slam dunk drunk

Slam Dunk Drunk by Hellooooo :) :) July 30, 2021

If im drunk enough... 

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

If im drunk enough... by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022

Juice O' Drunk Grunt 

Also known as "Blake-kakke". While watching Redonkulas, pour two double-shots of your favorite liquor into 32 oz. white cherry slushie and top it with whipped cream. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during one of Popp's NUMEROUS Piss breaks. Note: +69 Homo-Suspicion points if it splashes IN YOUR FACE!!

Juice O' Drunk Grunt or Blake-kakke...Both will end with a Frosted face and Soiled Soul lol

Juice O' Drunk Grunt by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022

I’m drunk again 

I’m a Cajun and I am drunk again

I am drinking the Pabst blue ribbon. I’ve kinda grown bored of the taste since I’ve drank it so many times. But it’s still enough to get me drunk.

I’m drunk again

I knew I made a big mistake trying to get drunk

I’m drunk again by Death Menace October 27, 2022