double selfie

The act of taking a selfie including someone also taking another selfie of himself in your picture.

Hey look a double selfie, that guy was also taking a selfie in this selfie photo!

by tommilover April 15, 2014

Double decker

When taking a shit, having someone sit on your lap aiming their anus between the first person's legs. Both people shit at the same time, creating a "double" effect and saving water in the process. For utmost efficiency, time the splashes similar to Olympic synchronized diving.

She sat on my lap while I was on the toilet so we could double decker that shit.

by iAM December 14, 2013

Double standard

One that feminists never mention is the way that if a guy hits a female, he's no longer human to his own sex (he never really was to opposite sex anyway, because he wasn't one of their own), and no further thought is given to the matter, but if a female stabs a guy she is with at the time with a fork or a knife in the shoulder in his sleep, saying she had a dream that he was a killer (which isn't crazy, it's someone too cowardly to attack an alert person) even the opposite sex defends her and says nobody is perfect (though females already defend themselves regardless of whether guys step in to do it, they have a built in self defense mode all the time), then tries for some reason to make things work (almost like he did something wrong), despite no indication that a relationship like that will last.

You only hear about double standards that feminists will benefit from talking about from feminists themselves.

by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021

Double Dunk

This is a sex act performed by two people in a pool, this act is where one person will go under water to eat out the other persons ass until that person cums when the person cums the people will switch places and will do the act again once finished the couple will masturbate to Ali-A and Keemstar.

Dakoda: hey I double dunked Adam last night
Shrek: did you record it?

by Hen_tie July 24, 2018

double Gloucester

1. a penetrative sex act among three people, the two participants on the outside of the threesome sandwich must wear yellow rain slickers and hats the one in the middle should be completely naked. Synonyms: Really Trusting the Gorton's Fishermen, also How the Tartar Sauce is Made.
2. firm mild yellow or orange English cheese similar to cheddar.

Man, Sally drove all the way to Massachusetts last weekend to get some authentic Double Gloucester from a couple of townies. She smells like the parking lot of a Red Lobster but looks as happy as a clam.

by A Sandwich Master October 19, 2021

Double Beef

The resulting bra size when you add In the back fat from above and below the bra strap.

When I was putting on my sexiest lingerie I was beleaguered by the fact that they don’t make bras in double beef.

by Mizlu July 21, 2019

Double Homocide

Having or doing two unfortunate events in the same period.

Tim: I was chased by a dog this morning, then two dogs chased me home in the evening.
Bob: Damn double homocide

by wordy876 May 1, 2021