Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.

Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.

by 86vannilla June 25, 2019

Shrek-donkey-head-donkey

monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable

or a dub but

what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person

by Shrek-donkey-head-donkey May 5, 2022

DUMP DONKEY

DUMP DONKEY

Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.

by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022

The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

Donkey shit

When a persons shit is so brown it looks like a donkey

“DAMMMMNNN! Yo shit looks like donkey shit!!”

by anonymous March 25, 2021

stupid spasticated donkey

>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid

IE maddie looks like a stupid spasticated donkey

by d a n n i e l l e February 16, 2024

Donkey kick

The act of kicking backwards with one or both feet as hard as you can. Normally the results from male partner performing the batman on the female partner.

He destracted me with a flashlight, then shoved it in my ass, so I donkey kicked him of the bed.

by Fruittree12345 August 28, 2017