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Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed
by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020
mugGet the Glazed chocolate barmug.
Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
mugGet the Turtle Shell On A Monkey Barmug.

Bars

The precise origin of the name remains mysterious, but its definition is not discussed.

They are very elegant, deeply charismatic and divinely intelligent people.

People called Bars dress very well, never miss out on taste and smell very good.
Bars is a BG
by diape November 22, 2021
mugGet the Barsmug.

snatch bar

a chunk of vagina juice that has become a semi solid and is putrid in odor.
I went to go down on her and she had a big ass snatch bar in her panties that smelled like week old fish. Similar to a cunt nugget
by nasty mcnasty March 28, 2015
mugGet the snatch barmug.

Space bar

The key you press after the basically most punctuations.
Do you know you need to press the space bar after a comma, or it is wrong grammar?
mugGet the Space barmug.

bar flail

A bar flai is someone who frequents bars looking for drugs because the local dealers don’t want to deal with them.
Don’t talk to that bar flail. He might rip you off
by Eff security April 5, 2019
mugGet the bar flailmug.

bar hog

a bar-ed boar
turn that boar, into a bar

make it a bar hog
by Barack Hussein Obama January 14, 2019
mugGet the bar hogmug.

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