The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.
Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018
Get the Asshole hairmug. After years of lying and manipulating his/her friends they were cast out from the group, only to return months later pretending like nothing happened. They have asshole amnesia.
by InvertedAv8r September 5, 2025
Get the Asshole Amnesiamug. 
Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.
Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.
2.
Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.
2.
Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
by danasp_42 May 12, 2021
Get the Asshole Wideningmug. Where a donkey's shit comes from
Person 1. Ew did u see that?!
Person 2. See what?
Person 1. That donkey lifted its tail and I saw its asshole
Person 2. hehe. it's literally an "ass-hole"
Person 1. hehe it is
Person 2. See what?
Person 1. That donkey lifted its tail and I saw its asshole
Person 2. hehe. it's literally an "ass-hole"
Person 1. hehe it is
by Defi_nition August 31, 2022
Get the Assholemug. A person who acts like a total prick to others, has a huge ego, disregards their friends and lets them down in times of need and demands back the same behaviour that they fail to show.
Aaron is such an asshole.
by Benedict the danger ferret June 21, 2017
Get the assholemug.