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Jacob

Jacob is literally the most fucking annoying person you will ever fucking meet. You will have shit tons of bruh moments whenever you're around him cause he's so god damn fucking stupid. Jesus fuck he is so fucking annoying fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck it's jacob
by dickbread January 7, 2019
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Kids named Jacob typically are the ones who scream in the back of the school bus. They constantly smell like stale chips and they have greasy hair. He probably asks the kid wearing a black hoodie "are you goth 🤓"
"Yo, did you hear? Jacob got suspended for licking a teacher"
"Hope he doesn't come back lmao"
by Dilf_lover_69__ May 2, 2021
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JACOB IS A QT
by Marty Cooper November 16, 2020
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Jacob

The most wonderful guy you’ll ever meet. A guy who’ll shower you with affection and make every day more fun. You’ll want to be cuddled up with him forever because he has the best hugs on the planet. Incredibly intelligent and a wit for the ages. If you’re lucky enough to get yourself a Jacob, get ready to watch a lot of movies and go never let him go.
Ugh that guy is so sweet and has beautiful hair… He’s gotta be a Jacob.

Wow you can tell by how loving that guy is that he’s a Jacob.
by bethicat January 10, 2025
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Person: Jacob is gay.
Me: Oh, you don’t say?
by BiggerBetterAndPossiblyGay November 22, 2018
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Daniel Jacob White

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