Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour

Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter

by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014

fake apple

Unrealistically gigantic ass

That bitch has a fake Apple

by Dickball May 14, 2015

Fake friend day

Fake friend day is on NOVEMBER 12th 2021

Omg today is fake friend day post that bitch that be talking abt yu

by Janitor November 11, 2021

Fake

Fake is when you say one thing but do another. When you constantly lying playing the victim but keep doing stuff you promised you would stop doing. You crying one minute then doing the same stuff the next

Sherita Jewett is fake she says one thing then does another

by Alsothedef November 20, 2022

Fake friend

A person who acts like your friend at first, but at the next second they turn on you.

Fake friend: I'll be right back ok?
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.

by .･maru･. May 26, 2020

Fake

Camron Reid

Friend: what is fake? what does it mean?
Me: You don't know . Well the definition of fake if only translated into one name
Friend: what is it?
Me: Camron. Camron Reid
Friend: Oh My I just felt the FakeNess shiver down my spine

by Speakthetruth24/7 April 19, 2018

Fake Expert

Fake Experts are highly qualified individuals who don't have relevant expertise to speak about certain issues but do so anyway. Because their qualifications are generally valued, their relevance to an issue can be commonly overlooked.

Uncle Frank: Tucker Carlson said that Vaccines are designed to genetically alter humans into mindless chimpanzees! The damn Communists are gonna use it to take over!
Henry: Damnit Uncle Frank. Just because Tucker Carlson is a newscaster, doesn't mean he's qualified to talk about vaccines! He's a fake expert, and shouldn't be trusted as a reliable news source.

by Recreational Spreadsheets August 15, 2021