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A fucking retard

"See, he's saying words... And you're just saying the opposite! So I can just do that too!"
Hym "I mean, he's a fucking retard. And no it is not my fault that you sat here for 5 years straight mocking me while an infection ate my brainz and ignoring every word that I said. What the fuck is wrong with you? You didn't even consider for a second that you would have to listen to what I was saying? It's just ridiculous!"
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"
by Read it! July 9, 2025
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How the fuck would you know

You idiots are still struggling to reverse engineer it and YOU WERE TRYING TO STEAL IT FROM ME YOU FAT RETARDED FUCK! AND EVEN IF I COULD, I WOULDN'T! GET OVER HERE OR GO FUCK YOURSELF! SHIN...
Hym "How the fuck would you know? What would make you think that? Is there something special about me? I don't know. Am I some kind of AI creating genius or something? Why would I know how to do it!? Why would a random gas station employee know how to do what you're asking? Nah. Get over here or go fuck yourself. I won't be seeing you in Hell. I'll be the one sending you there, fuck-face! You're going to learn to keep those sticky fucking fingers to yourself if it's the last thing you ever fucking do you retarded piece of shit!"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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Fucked if I know

A very Aussie way of saying "I dont know"
Person 1: Hey mate do you know what the time is?

Person: 2 Fucked if I know
by wogprince2001 July 11, 2025
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fucked

A slang term that combines the meanings of "becoming someone's sex mate" and "being pissed off." It reflects the duality of situations where one might feel both sexually involved and frustrated at the same time.
After that crazy party, I felt totally fuckedhooked up with someone I didn't really like and now I'm mad about it!
by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025
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Fuck a beat

An example to use fuck a beat in a sentence pertaining to a certain situation would be something like a friend suggesting a wild idea
Wanna go to the cemetery and summon demons?” And your response would then be the phrase “fuck a beat” which ultimately means shittt I meannn why not? Fuck a beat!!
by The OG Pimp July 15, 2025
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