In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
Get the Virtually fuckingmug. A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else
*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb
Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”
Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”
by Emcaz June 27, 2019
Get the I’m a fucking race car drivermug. Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."
Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
by Brosketti May 5, 2020
Get the Straight Fuckmug. The phrase when one screams when they have consumed enough food. The feeling which parents and grandparents refuse to accept as an answer.
My granny kept asking if i was still not hungry. I lost my temper and shouted that im "Not Fucking Hungry" infront of everyone else at the retirement homes
by kidstastelikechicken December 27, 2021
Get the not fucking hungrymug. Welp, the moment you've all been waiting for, the sequel to the torture your dick series. This time it's better than ever, because pretty soon it's gonna be Fuck Fetus February and you better be fucking prepared. And this time it's for women as well. Basically you just fuck your baby. That is it. Fucking your Fetus February.
by Shxdowsk8r January 11, 2023
Get the Fuck Fetus Februarymug. When you have sexual intercourse, finish inside her, then proceed to have a shower and have your body exfoliated by her.
Sorry you told me your name last night, was it Mehmet? Would you like a fuck and exfoliate, we can do it in my shower, take of your cloths and get in my shower big boy.
by Chai_Krunty69 July 14, 2023
Get the Fuck and Exfoliatemug. The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "
Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."
Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"
2.) *on the phone*
Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"
Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."
Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"
Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."
Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and
a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank
account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."
Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."
*the moment of silence*
Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"
Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"
Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"
Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."
Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"
2.) *on the phone*
Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"
Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."
Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"
Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."
Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and
a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank
account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."
Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."
*the moment of silence*
Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"
Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"
Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"
Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
by Walkers World April 19, 2022
Get the Fuck The God Damn Shitmug.