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Shut the fuck up

by josh.exe November 25, 2021
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what a wonderful fuck

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll fuck You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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National fuck a homie day

March 6

national fuck your homie day is day dedicated to pleasuring your homie for being a good homie don’t forget your socks or it’d be gay
National fuck a homie day is coming up did you get lube?
by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024
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Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024
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Knuckle Fuck

Getting fucked while your balls are vibrating from the wavelengths of Knuckle Puck’s live performance.
Ugh, I can’t wait to get Knuckle Fucked in Orlando in 2 weeks!
by TaraWard10 November 21, 2023
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fuck

by bruhasd January 7, 2021
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Fuck

To have sexual intercourse with someone:
“Bro, I fucked her so hard last night”

To express disgust, anger:

Disgust. “Ew, you are fucking gross. That’s nasty.”

Anger. “Oh my god! Go fuck a rhino you fat pig!”

To add emphasis to a sentence:

I can’t beleive you fucking did that! That’s fucking sick, bro!
And... yeah so fuck is a special word. Use it carefully or you might get punched in the balls.
by XxcloudyxX February 15, 2019
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