Captain Save-Some-Food

When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.

This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.

by SaladAss-_-7 July 14, 2021

Food

Do I even have to say anything about how perfect and delicious it is?

Girl 1: Why do you eat that burger?
Girl 2: Because it is delicious food

by Xx_*-*_xX October 31, 2019

FOOD

Drugs

Oi lahd you heard "name" is pushing food

by $AL4500 April 26, 2021

Food Of Gods

It’s widely know that cookie and cream ice cream is the best food henceforth it’s title as “Food Of Gods”

You all are wrong! Clearly cookie and cream ice cream is the Food Of Gods!

by LazerSlayer October 12, 2021

Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.

What are you doing? Doing the human food processor

by Golden asian December 19, 2014

Banjos The Food Chain

Purveyors of the World's Best Banjo.

yesterday, we went to the Banjos the food chain

by bnashik November 23, 2021

Food

The only good thing in this world.....

Someone get me some food!!!

by The more you dictionary February 22, 2020