Platinum Wings

Having oral sex with a girl who has braces. But you must have pubic hair and it must not get caught in the hardware.

Dude, this chick just got braces and I am so getting my platinum wings tonight!

by wingmaster March 17, 2009

kamikaze wingman

a friend who inadvertantly cockblocks you when hitting on women by failing to engage your target's friend, and instead aims for the very girl you are targeting. usually ends with you both leaving empty-handed.

can also describe any so-called wingman who actually makes your chances worse, rather than helps.

see also wingman, kamikaze.

"dude, she left because you weren't talking to her friend. instead you kept trying to one-up what i was saying to her!"

"her friend wasn't as hot as she was."

"yes, but it would have helped me out! you're such a kamikaze wingman!"

by lordspinky April 8, 2010

chicken winging

When one jerks off another penis with one's arm pit while one jerks off a third penis with their hand.

Chuck was chicken winging over by the stadiums to help reduce the crowd that was building because of his awesome services.

by jack_Crichton July 29, 2014

wingnut

Someone that loves Chicken Wings, ergo wingnut

She/he's a real wingnut, yes she/he is nuts about wings.

I'm not a wing nut, no I'm just not into them, or rather they are not into me.

by Demonstrative June 21, 2009

Winged

To be high, smoke weed

*smokes weed*
Alex: I'm winged

by silentixxy July 3, 2016

wingnut melter

Somebody who is a complete random bag of shite. They really will say/do anything possible to confuse everyone in the vacinity.

"You're a wingnut melter, love!"
"He's a fuckin' melter"

by Joe Monk December 5, 2004

Teal Wings

Obtained when ones has been raped and/or has raped someone

Ex. Being sexually abused by someone, or sexually abusing someone (Teal Wings)

by Alice_wonderland_Wonder August 17, 2009