Turkish Two Step

The act of dancing on a fat man's stomach, while releasing a large bout of explosive diahrrea. Then proceeding to cum on his diahrrea covered belly.

Thomas: Hey Connor, how about we go do the old Turkish Two Step
Connor: Alright, let me go on your belly this time though, it is unfair how you always get to go on my belly.
Thomas: Fuck man, alright. Get extra strength laxative this time.

by eric68 November 18, 2009

Texas Two Finger

A ferociously fearsome finger fucking,
from a Texan.

"Dude I gave that cunt, Cindy, one intense 'Texas Two Finger' last night."

by Booker T. Washington April 29, 2008

Two Boobs, One Hole

The belief of the heterosexual minimalist that reduces the importance of aesthetic appeal during intercourse. Simply put, the belief that any woman with a pair of breasts and a vagina is more than sufficient for having intercourse. Also known as "I take whatever I can get".

Jim: "Dude, that girl is fugly as hell. I dare you to try and get with her".

Bob: "Sure, I don't care. Two Boobs, One hole, thats all i need".

Jim: "You're a freak, man."

by kinkyasianbuttsex June 6, 2009

Brazilian Two-headed Dragon

When, while eating out a girl's asshole, she farts in your mouth, but you hold it in your mouth and she gives you head. As you climax, she holds a lighter to your mouth and takes her dick out of your mouth. When you cum, stretch your arms out and roar, breathing onto the lighter flame and lighting the fart, and perform a cumshot on her face, thus mimicing a two-headed dragon.

"Mate, why does your breath smell of burnt shit?"

"Oh sorry man, Lucy made me do my Brazilian Two-headed Dragon impression."

"...that's fucked up, dude."

by The Notorious M.A.T. July 23, 2017

two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

by Goldilox May 30, 2006

bobby two hats

Bobby Two Hats - (N) - A Man Named Bobby Wearing Two Hats. Officially Hat-Tastic.

Bobby Two Hats - (V) - Hitting on Someones Mother.

(N) Hey, Let's Call Up That Hat-Tastic Mother Fucker Bobby Two Hats!

(V) I'm Going to Bobby Two Hats Your Mom. It's Cool, She Just Needs to be at The Other End of The Orgy.

by A.N.O.N. May 11, 2008

Tail back and two fins

When a guy stands and puts his dick and balls into a mangina then bends over exposing his junk from behind.

Girl lets fuck but firstly let me show you the tail back and two fins.

by NJCDGN August 15, 2014