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Max Öhman

He is 150 cm and he is very hoodie boi
Max öhman is here
by xdletsgomatedoughxd November 26, 2018
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max white

max is sexy and i am in love with them if u see this please kiss me on my hot mouth
max white: "blah blah blah"
me: "kiss me xx"
by youtoastbread January 9, 2024
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Max McCarthy

A man/woman who utilises their brain to the very edge of misuse, as in they have no knowledge or knowledge about knowledge for any given thing, place, situation, or person. They are also incredibly infatuated with trucks.
That person over there drinking from the toilet is such a Max McCarthy.
by smellyhells June 25, 2025
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Max

A very nice man who will listen to you when you talk to him.He will please all your desires in bed and make you wonder if you can have more later , but he does not want that from you he just wants some one to love.
by Nobody1025 June 28, 2019
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max ingham

by Max Ingham May 28, 2021
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Liar Pro Max

The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:

Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
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Being a Max

being a max is a versatile word phrase when someone is being intelligent, creative, funny, kind, cool, or in general an upstanding and awesome person. It is the utmost of compliments and should be treated as such!
he was totally being a max when he helped me find motivation to do my homework!

that guy absolutely killed it on stage, talk about being a max!
by the loch ves monster November 23, 2021
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