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Milk for Dead Hamsters

A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.

Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
That was a cruel prank you pulled, a real milk for dead hamsters.
by Baltimore McCree August 25, 2012
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Vanilla Milk Shake

When a male ejaculates into a condom, while the female removes it swallowing the contents from the condom or a vagina.
I just gave Vanessa her first Vanilla Milk Shake.

Vanessa is super down with Vanilla Milk Shakes.
by NevermoreMe June 21, 2022
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Milk Toast Pussy

Character definition:
A person that acts tough or has a position of power that acts blind when crime happens all around them and they do nothing but take the government hush money.

EXAMPLE: A city council person that forces mask wearing on everyone, knowing it is illegal but the contract says they must do it in order to receive their federal grant money AND they force children to be used by big pharma to be used as LAB RATS in their own schools. Because... you know... that money is just too darn good.

PATRIOT STREET FIGHTER- Origin of "Milk Toast Pussy"
My city council member is a milk toast pussy.
by Ghost Justice September 18, 2022
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Manitoba Milk Bag

It is a canadian sex act where milking girl is on all fours, with her breasts hanging in free air, then they are milked like a cow, with occasionally giving her nipple crunch, and some light punches in the breasts. To make it more interesting usually a man also does the girl in her ass in doggie style during this.
When she said she had delivered baby just a few months ago, the gang got excited to do Manitoba milk bag with her
by Killer Gunshot November 28, 2010
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Milk Jug

(verb)-(to, Milk Jug)To cum in someone's anus. It can be used in either Heterosexual, or Gay sex (Besides female on female intercourse, of course).
Damn, that boy is fine as hell. I want to Milk Jug his ass really bad.
by Big Daddy Gabe January 26, 2009
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drink some milk

The icing on the cake for other insults.
carrot: please quit it with the laughter and jovial interaction with you colleagues.
cucumber: eat a dick and drink some milk
by iambobbypoole December 14, 2013
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man-milk-muncher

A person who munches man-milk, or in other words, swallows cum. It can be a male or female, but is usually used to define a gay man.
Did you see that guy?? He was totally a man-milk-muncher!
by SOMEBODYOTHERTHANMEMEME August 9, 2009
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