When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013
Get the Road-burned bratwurstmug. there’s a thing call a moon burn
which is a metaphor
the metaphor is, when someone has hurt you so bad they leave a mental scar and that stays there forever.
why it’s called a moon burn is because because the moon shines light — every light has its way of burning whether it’s a candle, a light bulb or even the sun— when the moon shines, it’s hard to get burned because of the light.
so it’s called a moon burn because it still burned but there’s nothing physically there.
which is a metaphor
the metaphor is, when someone has hurt you so bad they leave a mental scar and that stays there forever.
why it’s called a moon burn is because because the moon shines light — every light has its way of burning whether it’s a candle, a light bulb or even the sun— when the moon shines, it’s hard to get burned because of the light.
so it’s called a moon burn because it still burned but there’s nothing physically there.
by @tjisn‘tmyname September 8, 2023
Get the moon burnmug. A lie resulting in an emotional or witty lash upon the recipient of the lie.
Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.
Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.
by Grinning Fox April 21, 2017
Get the fiction burnmug. 
by Aydenante October 16, 2021
Get the Peyton burnsmug. by Heyyyyyyyyy March 8, 2023
Get the Burnmug. by pringlesleaf August 21, 2019
Get the Tear Burnmug.