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Apple Head

A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).
"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."
by GrayHairedLady 1 July 15, 2021
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Apple

an unintelligent thing that when used on girls (throw an apple at them) will come running as fast as usain bolt on steroids
oh look a group of teenage girls one of them looks hot throw an apple at them
by y05k February 19, 2019
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Taco Apple

when some decides one day that they want to stuff a taco in an apple and ask the most amazing question ever WILL IT TACO
1 hey have you ever had sokmething amazing happen to you
2 not really...
1 TRy this its a taco apple it a apple in taco
2 OMG this is the most amazing thing ever bro
by Micheal the beast 69 September 22, 2017
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Apple

‘Apple’ or ‘Apples’ means white people. Mostly used for when describing white girls.

Originated in West London in the late 80s, it is most commonly used by black people to describe white people and white women.
“There were a lot of apples in the club.”
“I took home this apple last night. She was hot.”
by Cat Weazel September 30, 2019
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Apples and Asparagus

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”
Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus
by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025
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pancakes and apples

If you are a girl you have pancakes and apples which means you have small round things on your chest. If you have pacakes you have flat ones.
Girl, you sure do have pancakes and apples.
by Highfiveballer#5 April 19, 2018
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Apple

A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.
APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!

APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!
by Herrickjunior November 27, 2015
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